Thursday, January 27, 2011

Feel dirty, need bath, don't care.







I think Vanessa Hudgens is like 16, but hopefully for me, and my criminal record, she's 20, cause she's absolutely on fire. She was wisely picked to be the spokeperson for Candies shoes and without equivocation, I can say the person responsible for that move is the smartest person in the world. She's hotter than 7 hells. The fact that zac Efron, the poster boy for sexual ambiguity and effeminacy, has landed this rocket ship, makes me want to fly to Los Angeles and put him to sleep. The only thing that little shit has contributed to society is somehow talking her into sending naked camera phone pics and then uploading them to the internet. Geez...I love the information age! Lucky me!

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