Ok...WTF happened to my genie in the bottle? Was the bottle Crisco oil? Was it not like two years ago when Xtina was a slender sexpot with the voice of an angel. What hasn't she been eating. Holy crap. I bet her blood type is Rocky Road. Even her vocal chords are fat. Usually girls get divorced, lose weight and get implants...not Xtina. I think she ate her prenup because you know that thing was rich. God knows I haven't seen that dreadful movie Burlesque, but no one else has either. The few clips I have seen though, show a more than slightly thick Christina doing risque chair dancing. Who told her we want to see that. We
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Xtina is on the Jessica Simpson diet
Ok...WTF happened to my genie in the bottle? Was the bottle Crisco oil? Was it not like two years ago when Xtina was a slender sexpot with the voice of an angel. What hasn't she been eating. Holy crap. I bet her blood type is Rocky Road. Even her vocal chords are fat. Usually girls get divorced, lose weight and get implants...not Xtina. I think she ate her prenup because you know that thing was rich. God knows I haven't seen that dreadful movie Burlesque, but no one else has either. The few clips I have seen though, show a more than slightly thick Christina doing risque chair dancing. Who told her we want to see that. We
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