Saturday, January 16, 2010

Lose some weight.


Look, I've heard precious is a good movie or whatever, but the chances of me sitting in a crowded movie theater for two hours watching this tub of lard recite lines while making tons of money doing it, is almost nill. Wtf is wrong with our country? We're so politically correct that we lie to ourselves and others by saying things like this sea donkey is beautiful. Let's be honest, nothing is beautiful about a 44 BMI. Nothing. If bedding this monster was imminent, I would do a cyanide whippet and if that didn't do the trick, I'd just cut my penis off because anything would be better than waking up next to this.

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