Megan Fox was photographed over the weekend in Hawaii. Let's just say, I know now why she relies on photoshop. I'm not sayin' but I'm just sayin' that there's a good chance this is a 14 year old boy's body with a Megan Fox mask on. When you see this chick in GQ and such, sure she's sexy. But, not here. There's nothing sexy about these pictures. Nothing. These are so-called rare candids. It's no wonder this chick never leaves the house. Pale as a ghost and about as curvy as a ruler on Viagra. As if these photos didn't do enough to dispel the myth that she's the sexiest woman alive, Brian Austin Green was in most of the pictures I refused to post. The evolutionary reason behind men never marrying the girl that's easy to sleep with is because it's mother nature's way of telling them they can have better. Evolution's other, more obvious way of letting you know you can do better...her prior boyfriend was Brian Austin Green.
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