Byron Christopher Jordan was apparently caught in the act Tuesday morning by the owner of the horses, who called Covington police. Jordan was charged with bestiality, a felony in Georgia, and with giving an officer a false name.
Lt. Wendell Wagstaff told the Covington News that Jordan was wearing only dirty pajama bottoms with the fly open. He also reportedly had a strong odor, according to the report.
There are so many things wrong with this story, I can hardly contain myself. First of all, the Atlanta Journal Constitution writes that he was arrested for bestiality, to which they feel the need to add, "A Felony in Georgia." Of course it's a felony. Sex with animals is very weird. I don't think a misdemeanor would really send the message. The best part though, is when the officer reports that the suspect was wearing only "dirty" pajama bottoms with the fly open and "had a strong odor."
Of course the odor is strong. It's a horse. It's a horse that's being raped by a dude wearing dirty pajamas. This is why the AJC can't sell newspapers. They should start selling this paper as comedy, not journalism.
2 comments:
man, just when i thought all those kind of people are from jacksonville......
"Those people?" Black people? Are you a racist? Grow up.
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