Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Nothing should surprise you...


It's actually humanly impossible to be more self absorbed and arrogant than Lindsay Lohan. Like all Hollywood imbeciles, she was given 3,000 chances to get her train wreck of a life back on track. Instead though, Lohan ignored the courts, skipped her rehab counseling, flew to France and set off the alarm on her SCRAM alcohol detector. Today, in her best acting credit to date, Lohan begged the courts for mercy by crying to the judge saying, "I did the best I could" and "This is not a joke to me." As she cried to the judge and used her hands to cover her mouth, you could plainly read F*#@ you painted on the nail of her middle finger. I would've given both testicles for this to have been discovered during the trial.

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