In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2.
“I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds,” Snooki, 22, tells PEOPLE. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
Snooki, you're 4 feet four inches of butter. Nothing would make guys wanna see more of you. In fact, believe it or not, four feet four inches is like 3 feet too many. I would rather rape a Madagascan Aye-aye than see you naked. If I'm an alien and Snooki is the first person I see when I arrive on Earth, I would start warming up the annihilating laser beam of death because obviously nothing on this Godforsaken planet is worth saving.
4 comments:
haha thats fucking hilarious man, I would rather rape a Madagascan Aye-aye than see you naked. Fuckin classic lol
dude u r pathetic...snooki is hot no matter if she is chubby or skini or petite, u obiously r that kind of gay who look for the hollywood stereotype: skeletic, tit-tanic and barbie-faced girls and only got a woman in their right hand when they watch porn on internet....NERD the alien coment says it all
i agree its funny how guys talk shit about women's figure like i guarantee if snooki was naked in front of him wanting to fuck he would hit it and brag all about it hell ide fuck with Oprah its all pink in the middle bro u should really try to be 100 with yourself u might get some
yeah i agree with the last two commenters. you gay nigga.
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