Rapper, chart topper, tear tattooed, diamond grill sporting, Lil Wayne, was fortunate to only get three years of unsupervised probation for “Tour Bus Raid #2,” which was basically the Arizona-based encore of the arrest in New York City that sent him to Rikers for eight months; however, that probation may be hard to adhere to...because among other things, it includes a provision that forbids Wayne from consuming “any substances containing alcohol” for the full three years. 3 Years. 1,095.7 days. 26,297.4383 hours. Keeping Lil Wayne away from alcohol for that long would be as challenging as keeping OJ Simpson away from knives and white chicks or Lindsay Lohan away from Columbian drug lords, or Charlie Sheen away from blow and prostitutes. Aside from the alcohol restrictions, he also can’t possess any illegal drugs or controlled substances...if that's not obvious. Naturally, the alcohol is going to be almost impossible to enforce within Wayne’s private space. That being said, Wayne will have to undergo drug and alcohol testing. This became effective on Friday, when Wayne went to Arizona to sign the papers.
TMZ is reporting that Wayne had 48 bottles of “really expensive champagne” ordered for his welcome home party at a Miami strip club this past weekend. So, if that went down as planned, which it obviously did, Wayne’s sobriety agreement was tested early. Face it, based on the picture above, he doesn't look like a person that doesn't drink.
I hope for his sake, Lil Wayne keeps off the sauce. I'll be honest, I'm almost positive I couldn't do it. How is that rappers like Lil Wayne and T.I. get jail time for drugs and weapons possessions, but Lindsay Lohan gets pulled over once a week with blow and a blood alcohol content of .2 or higher and she goes to oceanfront rehab facilities that look like MTV beach party houses. Just doesn't seem right.
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