This is a mugshot from the Chicago Tribune online. If you want to stare character and integrity in the face, take a look at this guy. He was arrested for Aggravated Vehicular Hijacking of a Handicapped Vehicle. Even typing those words made me cringe. If you hijack a Rascal or a wheelchair, you're an asshole. Under what circumstances would you need to hijack a handicapped vehicle? Are you headed to the store and you're just tired of walking so you punch a handicapped person in the face, throw him/her off the wheelchair and roll yourself to the store? If you're guilty of this crime, I would bet 2 grand you don't have a job and have never paid taxes.
This sort came into being by way of my friends Will and Chris.
I thought it would be fun to express my creativity and flaunt my literacy by being obnoxiously overwrought. I guess, to be honest, it's simply my way of forcing my opinions, which are usually right, down the the throat of people that don't necessarily want to listen. I'm always being told that my group of friends and I have entirely too much fun and that they're jealous of the soirees in which we indulge. I've always tried to live life to the fullest and never ever take one day on this earth for granted. Essentially, my M.O. in life is to have more fun and be cooler than you, so more than likely I'll offend you at some point with my insensitive attempts at amusing myself. If I do, please leave a comment and tell me how awesome I am. If you think I'm an idiot, leave that comment too. Don't be scared.