Solicitation in the pumpkin patch.

DD implants, for Courtney Stodden are like hooker training wheels. Being this trashy by the tender age of 17 is an amazing feat. Trying to convince me that this wax looking augmented tramp is 17, is even more amazing. As bat shit crazy as this chick is, imagine how twisted her parents are to either agree to let their daughter dress like this, act like this, and marry the creepy A-Hole from the Green Mile, or agree to conjure up this ridiculous story in exchange for a little tabloid fodder. You have to be the lowest of low to sell your children out, especially when that price is becoming a whore in the front of the world. Regardless, I'm fascinated by this train wreck. She looks hideous. She makes the expressions to the camera during interviews like she's constantly having orgasms, which I guess could be awesome if it were Heidi Klum, but instead, it's a House of Wax caricature of a normal blonde girl. Well, Green Mile and Courtney were photographed by the paparazzi paid someone to photograph them while they were at the pumpkin patch. As you probably know, you can openly murder babies while smoking crack in California and it wouldn't be frowned upon, so that should give you some barometer of how ridiculous their behavior was during this pumpkin hunting in order to be kicked out. Well Radar Online reports this story and then Courtney responded on her Twitter, which if you want to be entertained, I suggest you follow her because it's pure and simple magic.

Throwing in the line from John the Apostle is like the icing on the proverbial cake...and I dont mean cake...or icing.

Onlookers also complained that Courtney — wearing Daisy Dukes and a plaid shirt tied to show off her flat belly — was not dressed appropriately for the patch. After Courtney, 17, and Doug, 51, were 86’ed from the patch, they went to a nearby area where Courtney struck some sexy poses for the camera.
Courtney presumably referred to the incident on her Twitter page, writing: “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) “Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.” John 7:24″