Yale Bulldogs will make the trip down to Cambridge this weekend in a display of how rich white guys can run between the tackles, display horrendous athleticism, and have the second most Asians in a football stadium unless MIT and Cal Tech field a team next year. Due to the large number of students getting alcohol poisoning within the Ivy League, Havard and Yale officials agree to break up any tailgates partying past halftime. This just in, while I created this post, almost in unison, every memeber of fraternities in the SEC just turned up their Crown Royal and Coke and then sent all their resumes to IVY graduates.
**ANNOUNCEMENT**
In lieu of crowning the Homecoming Queen, the Harvard Finance Club will meet at halftime on the fifty yard line to discuss the Wicksellian Monetary Theory and it's importance in streamlining and regulating importation and trade.
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