If you're like me, you know what it's like to be kept up late battling your unrellenting insomnia by watching hours upon hours of mindless infomercials. Well, this is one that has hit the proverbial Grandslam of informercial production value. I was unsure of whether ot order this product, but when the three hot girls are standing 20 feet away at the party and say, "Isn't he cute...he just moved into the building." Yeah because everytime I pick up a trio of modelesque girls, it never fails, I'm wearing a supplemental auditory device 7 times larger than the largest Bluetooth, which we all know...has only gotten people unlaid.
Is anyone dumb enough to believe that every sound in a room isn't magnified to a level that will just be jibberish. Daily, I am shocked to see how stupid people spend their money. Long live Schadenfreude!
2 comments:
....the only thing that horrendous device achieves is allowing you to not only hear how sad it is that youre deaf, but gay now, too...
couldnt have said it better whit!
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