Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Beyonce is a waistline magician...



What in the hell is this? Seriously, the last time someone was so tightly laced into a corset, Mamie was doing the lacing and Scarlett O'Hara was stepping into the corset. And by the way, Fatyonce is no Vivian Leigh. And Jay-Z is no Rhett Butler. That dress actually looks like something from Marie Antionette's closet. It almost makes me wonder how fat she would be after removing her four pair of "Spanx" and her corsets. If sex with Beyonce Knowles were the key to sustaining life on planet Earth, I would rather contract Ebola from raping a monkey.

1 comment:

kh7572 said...

I saw this picture on E! earlier this week and immediately thought of you...she IS horrific! I am with you 100%...