Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Alessandra Ambrosio = 4300 degrees Kelvin





Alessandra Ambrosio is kind of hot...and by kind of hot, I mean her ass is like the surface of the sun. If you're the average American girl walking down the street and you pass by this, please try to understand that Brazil is not a real place. It's fictitious, like Krypton or Kevin Costner's Water World. Except instead of birthing Superman or mutants with gills, they produce 5'10" rockets of perfect sexual desire and mocha skin. If I could die and come back as anything, it would either be a Victoria's Secret photographer or the tanning bed of Alessandra Ambrosio. Holy crap, I love Brazilian supermodels.

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