Friday, July 17, 2009

Looking for meth in all the right places...looking for meth in too many places...looking for meth.



Access Hollywood reports,

"Barton has placed under an involuntary psychiatric hold by the LAPD and transferred to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Wednesday evening.
According to the code, authorities can hold a person involuntarily if they present a danger to themselves or others, are gravely disabled or suffer from a mental disorder. This same code was used to hold Britney Spears twice in Los Angeles in January 2008."

Once upon a time in a land far far away there was Marissa Cooper. People thought she was hot. Not me, but people. These people thought her awkward, pale, homely, sinewy body created a stork-like sex pot. They were misled into thinking her heroin chic look resembled true girls of the OC. Yeah cause teenage girls in Orange County all have A cup breasts, transluscent skin, and buttered meth pebble teeth. For God's sake people, can't you formulate one idea on your own. Do you have to accept every TV show's "HOT" girl, every production company's "IT" girl, every magazine's "MEGA BABE." Just because some photoshopping computer program airbrushes someone until they favor a cartoon character of their original self with larger boobs, no moles or sun damage, and bronze skin, doesn't mean you have to accept them as the "new" girls. Mischa Barton looks like about every small town meth head prostitute. She looks like she's jonesing for smack. Her glazed look appears as if she's looking through you. Her teeth are beginning to sharpen like she spends her night filing them down for better flesh tearing. Newsflash...Mischa, you're not starring as a vampire in twilight. You're not even famous. If someone told me I would die tomorrow unless I moved to L.A. to live with these dipshit celebrities, just go ahead and call the hearse cuz my show's over.

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