Like our Government, let's reward mediocrity

Unless you're a total "reTard" then you have to put your money on the Florida Gators for another national championship...as well as winning yet another "Denim Cup" on the north bank of the St John's River. The layperson wouldn't realize that UF can't lose a game if they tried; afterall, when your schedule reads like this, how could you lose?
9/5 – Charleston Southern
9/12 – Troy
9/19 – Tennessee
9/26 – @ Kentucky
10/10 – @ LSU
10/17 – Arkansas (Homecoming)
10/24 – @ Mississippi State
10/31 – Georgia (Jacksonville)
11/7 – Vanderbilt
11/14 – @ South Carolina
11/21 – FIU
11/28 – FSU

There are essentially five games that are practice walkthroughs. If UF doesn't run the table, this will be the worst performance in the history of college football. They're stacked. They have everyone back. They play Charleston Southern, Troy, FIU(seriously, I barely have a clue who that is), and FSU. Georgia Southern would beat the brakes off at least two of those teams. If Drew Weatherford could come back, they'd beat them too. I'm just so sick of Florida scheduling no out of conference challenges. I guess, in a way, I'm a little jealous because if UGA did that we'd probably have at least one national championship out of the two SEC titles we've won. If you're a Florida fan, you're only dreading one game and that's the night game in Baton Rouge that will star about 90,000 of the drunkest cajun assholes you've ever seen. If you're me, then you're going to be waiting on baited breath for the slim chance the Gators don't come prepared to play. Regardless, we've all got to look forward to yet another season of every network blowing Tim Tebow and highlighting his offseason circumcisions, his on the field accomplishments, and his God-like moral compass. Seriously, I cannot wait for next year's NFL draft. It's not that I wish ill will against Tebow because I don't. I truly think he's probably a good guy. It's the total D BAG gator fans that I can't stand. They think Tebow will be the next Favre, Starr, Brady...well he won't be. Just as David Greene, NCAA's most winning QB, talents didn't translate, neither will Tebow's parabola barbie arm. Newsflash Gators...winning NFL QB's don't run, they don't weigh 250, and they play in the pocket with rocket arms. Sorry to break the news.