Jessica Simpson will appear on the Oprah show today in an attempt to boost her self image by being the skinniest person in the room. She reveals her frustration with people's obsession with her weight and John Mayer's tell-all interview that revealed her wildcat ways in the bedroom.
In an interview on “The Oprah Winfrey Show,” which airs Wednesday, the 29-year-old Simpson says,“I’m a little bit angry ... I’m a little bit angry.”
In the interview, Mayer called Simpson “sexual napalm” and added that she is “crazy” in bed.
Simpson, who has kept quiet since the scandal broke, told Winfrey, “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed.”
Jess...newsflash...that's all we want to know about. No one cares about your stupid show examining beauty in other cultures. No one cares about people calling you fat. Seriopusly, all we care about is you looking hot. That's pretty much all you have to offer us. You should know that by now. You're essentially famous because you wore short shorts and looked fantastic in them. If you want to be famous again and not crying "woe is is me" to Oprah, or begging for stupid shows on dying networks(VH1), you'll drop some el bees and put those shorts back on. Trust me on this one.
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