Since the devastating healthcare bill will pass Sunday, I took the liberty, ironically, of writing the new preamble for our Constitution. So it goes:
We the chosen and liberal elite
In order to form a poorer union
Establish dependence
ensure domestic chaos
Provide for the big machine
Promote welfare
And Ensure the nightmares of Socialism
For ourselves and our posterity.
Do ordain and establish this Constitution of the Totalitarian States of America.
I don't know about you, but I think it's spot on.
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