A two-car crash on a Florida highway was caused by a 37-year-old woman who was shaving her bikini area while in the driver's seat, according to the Florida Highway Patrol. Her ex-husband was steering from the passenger seat.
Megan Mariah Barnes and her ex-husband Charles Judy were driving southbound Tuesday morning when they slammed into the back of a pick-up driven by David Schoff after he slowed to take a turn, CBS station WFOR-TV reports.
Barnes said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be "ready for the visit," trooper Gary Dunick explained.
Holy Beaver! This woman is so trashy she shaves her junk on the way to meet her boyfriend with her ex-husband in the passengers seat? This story even seems ridiculous for a Floridian. I've said many times before, Florida is like the mecca for crazy rednecks, molesters, cars with more add-ons than the car itself is worth, murderers and people that have an affinity for being bat shit crazy. It's just baffling to me that people all over the US think of Florida as this oasis of palm trees, exotic beaches and beautiful people. It's not. It might have beaches and palm trees, but trust me, if you take Miami out, it's full of tramp stamps, obesity, and meth labs. Don't take my word for it. Go to watchdog and search any zip code in Florida for sexual predators. It will look like a Jackson Pollock painting you'll see so many colored spots. Miami and Disney are the only redeeming places...only because Floridians aren't found anywhere in the two places. Despite being such a loathsome place, I have to admit, the entertainment is awesome.
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Living there, I gotta agree. When we were about to move here, everyone in our old state warned us of the hell that we were about to experience. It's the Happiest Place on Earth, right?
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