Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Emily Ratajkowski you are an angel of seduction.

I have been wanting to post these pictures all day, but when I look at them, I black out and wake up amidst full body cramping and in a pool of my own sweat and drool. This is precisely why dudes marry supermodels and after about three years, they're sick of them. This chick pictured above is a NOBODY. I mean, for all intents and purposes, she's an actress. Especially, if by actress you mean a music video or two, a carl jr commercial, and a couple of episodes of some BS show on Nickelodeon, iCarly. So, again, she's a nobody....to most. She's pretty much everything to me. She's Polish(check) so I bet her accent is heavy(check) and her English isn't good(check). All of that is what I'm concerned with, but someone anonymous just walked by computer and said something about how good her body was...I guess...if perfect legs, a great ass, real boobs that look fake and a perfect face interests you. Me...you ask? Does it interest me? I'm not that shallow.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

noooo shes american and no accent at all

Anonymous said...

Yeah she's from Encinitas CA. I went to high school with her at SDA

Unknown said...

she's kinda famous now after that blurred lines video

Anonymous said...

She's pretty beat up looking like she's doing porno movie marathon

Anonymous said...

I don't understand how blurred lines vid made her famous because before that faggetish video, she was already a big pop model scream and she was in a lot of adds and commercials that she still does. This video was usinG her popularity and never the other way around.

Anonymous said...

She's not of blurred lines fame. They are of her fame. She was already a pop model scream before this faggety video. They stole her popularity for themselves. She still does ads and commercials the same as before blurred lines.

Unknown said...

she is very hot beautiful pretty and sexy looking she is a roll model to me

Unknown said...

scal of 1 to 10 i give her 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of sexynes

Unknown said...

scal of 1 to 10 i give her 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 of sexynes