Two Placer County teenage girls were arrested for allegedly using drugged milkshakes to knock out the parents of one of the girls so they could log on to the Internet, Rocklin police said.
Internet access at the Rocklin home was routinely shut off at 10 p.m., said Lt. Lon Milka, a department spokesman.
Milka said that on Friday evening, a 15-year-old girl – who had a 16-year-old friend from Roseville visiting – offered to pick up milkshakes from a local fast-food restaurant for her parents.
The parents drank about a quarter of the milkshakes but didn't finish them, saying they tasted funny and were grainy, Milka said.
But the shakes – loaded with prescription sleep aids allegedly provided by the friend – were effective, and the parents quickly fell asleep.
They awoke at 1 a.m. with unexplained hangover symptoms, but went back to sleep. In the morning, with the headache and grogginess still present, they went to the Rocklin police station to pick up a drug test kit, Milka said.
Having lived 500 feet from the campus of GT for a year now, I can attest to how disruptive nerds can get when internet access is limited. However, limit a horny teenager and they're willing to murder their parents. These crazy idiots took crazy to another level. Most normal people couldn't imagine drugging their parents with sleeping pills in their milkshakes in order to get access to the internet. These two aren't normal. I would expect the concocted scheme went something like this:
1: OMG gurl im sleepn ovr 2nt
2: omg tht will b so fun!! :)
1: Do ur lame azz parents still shut off your intrnet @ 10?
2: :( yes. I hate them so much!!!
1: I hv some sleeping pills i stole from my mom
1: lets go get thm milkshakes and put thm in there.
2: How do you know how much?
1: I took them last week when Hunter took my virginity.
2: OMG gurl! I wish I wuz you! Ur sooooo awsome!
1: so?
2: Lets do it gurl.
Our society is doomed.
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