Thursday, February 12, 2009

I saw this headline on foxnews...


Google Earth Leads Man to 'Buried Treasure'

Using Google Earth, a Los Angeles-based musician named Nathan Smith thinks he's found a lost treasure ship that sank somewhere north of Corpus Christi during a hurricane in 1822.

Yeah I know how this one will end...a group of friends, snooping around in their parent's attic, will find a treasure map. They'll endure precarious trials including playing a skeleton piano which they'll nearly escape death en route to finding a pirate ship once navigated by One Eyed Willie. A massive roided out retard saves the day and makes his mom walk the plank...or something like that.

2 comments:

KKRT said...

aaaahhhhh... Mikey!! He was my very first butterfly crush! I am off to do the truffle shuffle and take some fake puke to the movies in honor of the second greatest major motion picture in the history of the world. (Home Alone was officially the best movie in the history of the world.)

Anonymous said...

no prince of tides? traitor.