Sunday, February 8, 2009

I would rather take a paintball gun to the testes.


The (probably) self-proclaimed, Bikini Girl, from American Idol was dismissed from the show last week...thank God. Well, unfortunately, we haven't seen the last of this attention starved, daddy issues, skank. In an interview with Access Hollywood, bikini girl reveals she has been contacted by Playboy:

"[I've had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called," Darrell said Thursday in an interview with Access Hollywood's Tony Potts.

But it sounds like Darrell is starting to think twice about marketing herself as a sex object.

"I wouldn't say no, but at the same time I don't want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again, as 'just a body.' But I don't knock it," she said.

Just a body? Surely the writer that documented that quote left out, "just a body of a 13 year old." If you're either on one of those list from the state that make it hard to go to Chuck E Cheese or playgrounds, been a guest star on Dateline to Catch a Predator, or bare a striking striking resemblence to Nix's friend caught in Cape Coral with the blow up dolls, then this girl is perfect for you. She looks like a underdeveloped 12 year old with pebble teeth that's been hit in the face with a boat paddle. Hugh Hefner certainly has dementia. She would have a much better chance of success on amazingacups.com. My nephew, Eli, is like 13 and he's out of this girl's league.

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