Monday, February 23, 2009

Randy Gerber luckier than SEAL?


Cindy Crawford hasn't been drinking Pepsi and making penises explode in like a decade or so, but damn if she isn't stunning. This woman is defying every law of aging. If you can find a woman this hot pumping gas into a Bentley, you better chloroform her, hog tie her, duct tape her mouth, and take her to that shack in Montana occupied by the Unabomber. I'm not gonna speak for everyone, but I bet most men would sex Rosie Odonnell and Magic Johnson while on fire for a chance at Cindy Crawford.

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