Chainsaw artist Sam Knowles works on his latest creation — a seven-and-one-half-foot tall Tim Tebow sculpture carved from a dead oak tree…
When asked about the sculpture’s weight, Knowles said that it weighs about one ton, but the roots are still in the ground “so I guess he weighs as much as the Earth.”
Of course Tim Teblow...I'm sorry I mean Tebow tried to talk Percy Harvin into staying at Florida. I bet it went something like this:
"Perce...you know I've won you two national championships. I won't be drafted in the first or second round despite my enormous muscles, Heisman trophy and big breasted girlfriend. Mel Kiper says I throw like a girl and can't hit the NFL 20 yeard outs, so why don't you and the guys stay around for one more run at this?"
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