Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Evolution of Jessica Simpson...FYI...it ain't good.








I swear to pork chicken carbs twinkies deep fried snickers funnel cakes frappuccinos bacon milkshakes ah you get the picture. I didn't know who this was. Seriously. I'm still not convinced. It looks like a cartoon where they stick the air pump in their mouth and as they blow them up, they begin to fly away. If I didn't know better, I would bet this was James Cameron's sketching in preparation for Avatar 2: When obesity kills. Unlike John Mayer, I'm not sure of Jessica's sexual prowess. Tell you what I am sure of though. Jessica. Simpson. Has. Been. Eating.

Everything.

Jessica Simpson:Buffet::Godzilla:Asian Cities

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