For those of you that either engross themselves in college football while ignoring the NFL, or those that simply don't know about NFL Red Zone, meet Scott Hanson. You see, Scott Hanson represents everything men love about TV, remote controls, sports and most of all intensity. Scott Hanson is the Ray Lewis of sports broadcasting. The Red Zone's "claim to fame" is they start covering a team once they're in the red zone and subsequently, never missing a touchdown from any game or any team throughout the day. The best part about this channel though, is your boy Scotty Hanson. He stares into the camera like he's been doing 8 balls of coke all morning. When you watch him perform, it's almost as if he knows when you're not paying attention. Scotty doesn't like it when you don't pay attention. For only 7.00 dollars extra/month, you too can have Scotty all day Sunday. Trust me, pay the 7 bucks. You'll be glad you did. You'll be left with more visual stimulation than tripping on acid at the laser show.
With all this said, I should give you this disclaimer: If you're not gonna take his program seriously you should stay away. Trust me. Scotty's intensity is not for everyone.
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