Angelina Jolie is the arch nemesis of every girl in the world. If you notice, girls always hate her. Girls hate her because she's ridiculously hot, but mostly because they all think she's responsible for stalking Brad Pitt and breaking up him and Jennifer Plainiston. While the girls hate her, the men secretly fantasize about this sex pot. If you don't, look down your pants and make sure your penis hasn't run away from your gay ass. Even 23 kids later, Angelina Jolie still makes my penis want to hump itself. I would wade through a pool of Hepatitis C and Swine Flu just to see her in line at McDonalds. Women this hot simply aren't human. There's no possible way.
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