Roger Federer is like third chair claironet compared to Andy Roddick...

I'm not the first genius to make analogous a man's success or life's accomplishments, to the woman he's capable of scoring. Based on this logic, Tennis titles mean nothing. Federer dominating Roddick on the court simply doesn't matter. What matters is Federer couldn't score Brooklyn Decker with 15 Grad Slam titles. Instead, he scores this. Now, I'm not trying to be a dick (wait, maybe I am), but nonetheless, she's cute. To my point, 15 Grand Slams gets you that, but being Andy Roddick gets you this. Andy, it's ok, in the game of life, you win...BIG.