There's something peculiar about Stacy Keibler. I can't quite put my finger on it. She's a pretty girl, don't get me wrong, but there's something that just isn't right. Maybe it's her 42" legs from hip to ankle. She could stand next to me and I would look like that cool midget guy from Jackass that can kick himself in the face. She almost has to date an NBA player. Girls like Stacy are so awkwardly tall and gangly in high school that they usually look for acceptance and attention from boys in other ways...hint, hint, wink, wink. I wish to God I had gone to high school with Stacy Keibler. I would've used her legs to tie myself into a knot like a pretzel.
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