Sunday, August 2, 2009

Lindsay Lohan is aging with ease



This is a prime example of what bad decisions, cocaine, booze, and a thousand penises can do to your career and your appearance. I could sit here for a million years and not think of a way to make myself age faster than this chick. Look at this picture...she's 23 years old. The only way you could age yourself faster than this would be to live six months in a turbo tanning bed while you're freebasing meth. Honestly, if I saw this chick in Las Vegas, I would think to myself, "Why would they let the cheap hookers in the Wynn? I really thought they held themselves to higher standard. Vegas has really gone downhill since the credit crunch."

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