Thursday, August 6, 2009

So many mixed emotions...




Girls like this make me so angry. They're blessed with God's greatest gift and they abuse it. Obviously, being a muse to every man on Earth is not an easy cross to bear, I get that. It's understood not everyone can be a martyr; however, girls like this, girls woven and whittled into genetic masterpieces always taunt their makers. They should be sleeping in hyperbaric chambers with oxygen misting facials of Jasmine and Sweetgrass, but instead they're cooking themselves in tanning beds, diving for loose penises and smoking 3 packs a day. Sienna Miller was one of the sexiest girls in the world when she revealed her half-naked self in Layer Cake, but now she seems like a half smoked cigarette filter...spotted brown, wrinkled and mishapen from its original form. It's simply not fair. I need these narcissists to be more understanding of MY feelings. I'm running out of Holywood starlets to obsess over.

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