Mam, is that meth in your bra or are you just happy to se me?

CROSSVILLE, Ala. - A 37-year-old Georgia woman was arrested and charged with padding her bra with methamphetamine, authorities said.

The woman was arrested Tuesday and charged with trafficking in controlled substances, said Alabama's DeKalb County Sheriff Jimmy Harris.

Harris said authorities pulled the woman over for a traffic violation and searched her car. During a pat down, an officer found a pound of meth hidden in her bra, worth about $13,000.

Holy Methamphetamine! $13,000!?! I thought meth was like 20 dollars. When the cop comes up and your bra is lumpy and packed full despite your 85lbs frame, your teeth resemble a homeless vampire, and your skin has more lesions than a middle ages leper colony, it's pretty easy to see why he was suspicious. I don't know much about the law, but I'm pretty sure contesting this charge due to an unlawful search reasonable suspicion is not one of your options. Meth stories are awesome.