If you were to own an NFL franchise and your number 1 goal, above all else, was to embarrasss yourself by wasting first round picks by drafting physical ineptitude, players with no moral compasses unless it points them to drugs, make a habit of highly overpaying underrated unproven players, release great physical defensive players, and therefore, ultimately run a once intimidating and decent team in to the ground, then you would be the owner and/or GM of the Jacksonville Jaguars. The only way I can describe these new jerseys that are supposed to re-establish identity, would be to imagine going to the movies and instead of eating all day, you just drink like three of the huge blue raspberry ICEES. Then out in the parking lot, plagued by nausea, you vomit it all up on the ground and say, "Wow...wouldn't it be awesome if our jerseys looked like this?" Well...congrats cause they do, but it's far from awesome. The mystery moron that decided the teal jerseys are trumping the intimidating black jerseys, has obviously lost his marbles because nothing screams I'm a soft, fun loving pet jaguar like teal. New studies show in fact, with statistical significance, that teal is just below mauve and magenta for least intimidating color among homosexual men.
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