Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Irrelevance personified ^2



There are so any things that will piss you off about this video. If there aren't, simply put, you're more left than Warren Spahn. I don't care what your political affiliation is, but to say that Tea Party protesters are racists rednecks demonstrating their hatred for a black President, is just plain out stupidity. Janeane Garofalo has made only one movie in her life...or something like that. Anyway, my point is that she can't get work at all in Hollywood worth writing about besides a right leaned TV show, 24. Her radio show on Air America failed. The Truth About Cats and Dogs showed her as a desirable hetero-feminine-female love interest. To give you an idea of just how hard it is for Ms Garofalo to find work, I'll just give you a list of few people that she's "starring" with in her upcoming movies:

Lindsay Lohan
Soleil Moon Frye
Chad Allen
Jenna Elfman

Sadly, that list of co-stars isn't from a 1989 version of teen beat magazine. Garofalo is simply irrelevant and her fatuous incendiary
rhetoric is unsupported and irresponsible. It's a little funny to me though. This whole segment on the failure of the Tea Parties, to me, only ensures just how wildly successful they were. In Atlanta, the protest was huge and there were a lot of minorities. Chicago, the protest was large and again, quite diverse with both parties and ethnicites. The main cause for concern with Garofalo's appearance on that politically socialist/narcassist's show COUNTDOWN, was just that, her appearance. Just when you think you couldn't become less attracted to someone of the opposite sex, Garofalo's etiolated, sinewy, lipoatrophic face shone itself and refused to surrender back to her dungeon dwelling coffin. If Garofalo needs a Hollywood revival, which she does(see aformentioned co-Stars), she should think about playing a grandmother in the remaining Twighlight movies. The sheer pulchtritude of her tranluscent skin and overall predatory and life-blood stealing outlook on life and political ideologies would make her a perfect fit for those roles. Good night and good luck. Oh yeah, Olbermann, your ratings really suck, but I'm sure you knew that.

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