Umm...Mr Hogan...you're gonna need to come with us and answer a few questions regarding the location of your wife's head.

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, Hulk Hogan brags about how well he dealt with his wife kicking him out and blowing his money.

Page Six reports,

"[Brother]I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ [brother], cutting everybody's throat," he told the magazine. "You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore[brother], you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade[brother], and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife [brother]. . . I totally understand OJ[brother]. I get it."

Hulk Hogan might have gone a little far with this one. Making jokes about slicing and dicing your ex-wife isn't too funny anymore. America is really ultra-sensitive to brutal murders and decapitation. You can't even joke anymore about genocide, murder, rape, or child molestation. What's wrong with this country? Where is your sense of humor?

Also, on a side note, Hogan really didn't say "brother" 5 times during his interview. I added that, but it would be cool if that's how it really went down.