Friday, April 17, 2009

This one dates a footballer, Jame, and I hate him too.


Cheryl Tweedy went out in leather/spandex pants and did what she does best...look ridonkulously hot. Girls like this don't date normal guys. They date footballers. I know "soccer" players in the US are usually the borderline retarded kids running around on the field because early on, you don't even really have to have vital signs in order to feel part of the action; however, appararently footballers are like Lancelot or Achilles in Europe; mythical creatures of bravery and beauty sent to rid the world of all available, beautiful, European women. The fact that this guy landed Cheryl Cole is truly light years beyond my comprehension. Damn you Chelsea! Damn You!

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