OMG

I'm holding on to hope that this, the worst invention of all time, is a joke. Even if it's a joke, I'm disappointed in mankind for thinking of this mockery of human hygiene. How fat does your ass have to be if you need a three foot vibrator to wipe? Honestly, a diet might be the remedy fatty. Not an axe handle. If you're old, just get home assistance. This is NOT the answer. You'll have your $hit smeared halfway up your back if you try to use this nonsense. I'm not going to say anything further. I can hardly find the will to live anymore.