Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Something smells fishy here...


18-year old Kimberley Vlaeminck from Kortrijk, Belgium, has pressed charges against a tattoo-artist. She asked for 3 stars but the tatoo artist tattooed 56 stars on her face without her even noticing.

She always wanted to get 3 dots tattooed next to her left eye. Her dad wanted even to pay for them as a family tradition.

The tattooman convinced the girl to choose stars in place of dots.

Kimberley said the communication was not very good. The man only spoke French and Kimberley speaks Flemish and a little bit of English.

What the hell? Is she saying that she's in this predicament because a man didn't communicate clearly due to a language barrier. Didn't she sit in a tattoo chair while a man tattooed her face? First, I question why she would want a tat on her face. Second, I question how many pills her dad feeds her before she sits in the chair. If you request three tats and sit silent while the artist (cough) ex-con gives you 56, you're the dumbest human being on Earth. Wouldn't most normal (cough) crazy losers getting face tats want to monitor the progress as you go? Of course you would. Apparently, when there's a language barrier between artist and captain crazy client, you can't tell when the artist moves a skin piercing needle from the corner of your eye to your lower chin. This is the kind of girl that you take to prom and she ends up handcuffing you to the bed, talks baby talk and whips you with barbed wire while she sodomizes you. I bet the cost of her tattoo removal that this chick has more personalities than a carnival fun house full of schizophrenics.

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