Isabel Lucas is the new "Megan Fox" in Transformers 2. But when I say she's the new Megan Fox, I mean that she's the unheard of girl everyone in Hollywood is talking about. Well for once I can say that I agree whole heartedly with all the news outlets talking about this chick. This is about the most fresh faced, naturally drop dead sexy girl you'll ever see...ever. When Megan Fox stops staring at her horrific Marilyn Monroe tattoo and plotting to steal Angelina Jolie's identity and career like Single White Female, she'll realize that Michael Bay cast a much hotter, more talented, and sexier girl and then her career, as I called it before, is over. Megan Fox is like a trailer park version of Angelina Jolie. These recent pictures of Isabel Lucas will make you go stock up on a lifetime supply of KY warming. This girl makes it seem so effortless you almost feel sorry for her hotness. Meanwhile, Megan Fox goes around Hollywood insinuating she's bisexual (COUGH) Jolie, gets tattoos eevery five minutes (COUGH) Jolie, displays her sexuality ad nauseum in an attention starved gestures like this. Anyway, enjoy this girl, evidence that beautiful woman with Eastern European features are my kryptonite and achilles heel all wrapped in one 115lb package of sexual desire.
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