JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. — A rookie police officer was suspended for seven days for running over a woman sunbathing on a north Florida beach.
An internal affairs investigation released Wednesday by the Jacksonville Beach Police Department concluded that Officer Lewis Keller was negligent and at fault for the May 1 accident.
Keller was making a U-turn in his sport utility vehicle when he rolled over 41-year-old Anne Marie Giffin of Jacksonville. Investigators said Keller and another man lifted the SUV off Giffin while other people pulled her out.
Giffin was treated for a broken pelvis and ribs, along with head and spinal injuries.
Most of you haven't lived in this god forsaken place, but if you have, this shouldn't shock you in the least. Letting Amy Fisher and Tonya Harding nanny your kids for 15 years would benefit them more than letting them run amuck in Jacksonville Florida. With the exception of a few, it's the mecca of mediocre education, medicore aspirations, superb criminal records and souped up import cars. If you don't get run over at Jax Beach by a mullet, jean shorts, gator jerseys, or platinum permed hair, you'll get run over by the police...perfect.
P.S. The Modis building looked cool 3,000 years ago. Now it looks like a disco ball at a hip hop party.
2 comments:
in other news, I heard Atlanta cops, politicians, and traffic are flawless. At least on Saturday afternoons instead of the beach you can go to Piedmont park and watch 2 men having sex behind an oak tree. At least you have that Buckhead thing going for you, that is unless Ray Lewis or Brian Nichols is running amuck on the streets. "Aw dip, I didn't see nuthin"
Sorry, I didn't mean to offend your city. BTW, Buckhead is no longer there and Piedmont Park is awesome. It's got nothing on Mayport or Ronnie Van Zant park though. Go Gator!
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