Instead of being targeted toward the urban neighborhoods, this billboard could've been rearranged to encapsulate the entire four years spent on the GT campus by dorky future engineers. The billboard should've read,
"It's my future, I want to have sex...being an engineer can wait."
These poor bastards. Going to GT when you're a graduating male senior seems cool. You're smart, people look up to you, your parents are proud. Although, at almost the instant your parents top the hill waving you goodbye, you realize, "Holy crap, I'm never getting laid." If you're a freshman at GT, you've got better odds at having a chance encounter with an Islamic terrorist (see link http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31204841/ ) than you do at having a chance encounter with a hot girl willing to have sex with you. Seriously, dude...unless you're entering into nuclear science, bioengineering, or petroleum engineering, and even then you're not getting laid, you're just rich, consider another school. You know what, nevermind...if you're considering those majors or anything of the sort, getting laid is not a concern of yours...nor should it be. In fact, if you're a male at GT that's not an athlete, or more specifically, one named Marbury, Harpring, C. Johnson, Brooking, this post is almost 100% completely a moot point. Your best bet would be to befriend another dude getting laid at UGA or GSU...maybe he can share some stories with you. I doubt he will, but maybe...just maybe...if you play your matrix just right.
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