MCMINNVILLE, Ore. (AP) — Police said a man was stopped and cited with driving under the influence of intoxicants charges twice in one day. In both instances, police say, the 52-year-old man was driving the same pickup and stopped near the same state liquor store.
Police said they first stopped the man at 11:05 a.m. Friday after he ran a red light. He was released into the custody of his grandmother and his vehicle was impounded.
A while later, authorities released the pickup to another party on condition the man not drive it. But he did. A tow company employee saw Reeves take the wheel and called police.
Police spotted the pickup and followed it back to the state liquor store, where he was cited again.
The second time around, the man was booked in jail on $6,250 bail.
This is the most blatant disregard for authority and responsibility since Clarence Thomas left pubes on Anita Hill's Coca-Cola can. It's one thing when you're pathetic 50 something year old man, but you take pathetic to a whole new level when you you're forced to call your grandmother for bail after getting not one, but two DUI's in the same day. I have been racking my brain, just trying to think of another instance where someone could've failed worse at life, but after realizing he's surpassed Lohan and Spears on the worst life choices scale, I simply threw my hands up and said uncle.
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