Friday, May 29, 2009

This just doesn't look like a killer...


Legendary music producer Phil Spector was sentenced Friday to 19 years to life in prison for killing actress and House of Blues VIP hostess Lana Clarkson in the foyer of his Alhambra mansion more than six years ago.

Spector did not speak on his own behalf during his sentencing at the downtown Los Angeles courthouse, but defense attorney Doron Weinberg -- while extending sympathy to the victim's family -- maintained that his client "did not kill Lana Clarkson."

There's no way this guy is guilty. Look at him. Aside from looking like a cult leader trying to lead a mass suicide and a subsequent trip to an alien UFO, Phil Spector looks completely sane. If Phil Spector got 19 years, what did his hair get? Because let's face it, that psychotic rat nest is the real killer in this case. Hey CSI, the hair did it. Case closed.

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