I have to say that I've been talking about Olivia Wilde for months...long before that pitiful excuse for a Men's magazine named her to their "Top 100". Apparently, more people read this blog than I thought because her popularity and sheer sexiness has taken the world by storm. Not just me, but Megan Fox also thinks pretty highly of Olivia:
“I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”
Well, Megan, me too. I'm not sure what mountain oxen are or do, but I would try to strangle a drove of them if it meant 26 seconds with Olivia Wilde. Seriously, I would sprint the anchor leg of the 4X400 relay on fire while running on top of dirty needles and rattlesnakes for a chance to serve Olivia Wilde a burrito.
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