Danielle Lloyd, whom Wikipedia describes as a British personality and glamour model, which is internet code for hot girl with no talent, was involved in a bar fight over the weekend. Another way to describe the altercation would be Danielle Lloyd was attacked by Freddy Krueger, or Danielle Lloyd was caught having rough sex with Edward Scissorhands in the club bathroom, or Danielle Lloyd was a victim of slow slicing, or Danielle Lloyd fought the Alien and the Predator at a local England nightclub. I've grown up around redneck and gangsta girls in the south my whole life, yet I've never seen bitches go off like this before. According to reports, Lloyd was bumped into on the dance floor and words were exchanged between her and two other girls. Then the altercation escalated to punches and finally to at least one of the girls body slamming Lloyd through a glass table. Despite that being an awesome move worthy of a badass wrastlin nickname, this couldn't have been a pleasant sight for the partygoers. Based on the amount of blood and the lack of consciousness on these girls outside the club, there had to be a massive amount of circus knife throwers, ninja stars, and razor blade loaded grenades involved.
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