Tim Teblow strikes again...

The white trash of Florida never ceases to amaze me. I cannot think of two colors more hideously paired than blue and orange. I sympathize with them in the sense that there's no real way to dress up and look like you have class when you wear blue and orange. Then again though, even if their colors were different, the guys would still rock jorts and jerseys and the girls, skank skirts and tank tops with bikini tan lines. Pssst...those lines make you look cheap not pretty. Anyway, Tim Tebow took time off from curing world hunger, circumcizing his god children, healing the blind, turning water to wine, teaching them to fish instead of catching all the earth's fish, and from struggling to find a way into the NFL, to devinely inspire someone to come up with TEEBOWS. If you know Floridians and or the Gator Nation, this shouldn't at all surprise you. Conversely, if you don't, trust me when I say that it's in your best interest to stay as far away from Ben Hill Griffin Stadium as you can, if you have any self respect and or fashion sense. God bless Athens and our women.