He's not black mom...he's just darker skinned than the other.

A Texas mother of twins got the shock of her life when doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.

Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.

Paternity tests then revealed what had happened — two eggs had been fertilized by two different sperm and there was a 99.99% chance the twins had different dads.

Doctors at the DNA lab in Dallas, Texas had never seen such a result.

Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time.

"Out of all people in America and of all people in the world, it had to happen to me, she told myfoxdfw.com. “I'm very shocked."

Shocked? I seriously doubt that. Cuckoldry should be synonomous with Mia Washington. This time though, it just so happens that in the confines on her vaginal canal, there was Sperm War going on between the two potential fathers as she had bedded both within days if not hours of one another. This is one of those stories that get really complex on graduation, birthdays, etc. I'm guessing, based on the choices made by Mia Washington, that the fathers of these twins (wow, that's even weird pluralizing fathers of twins), won't be involved in these poor kid's lives. Based solely on the social and sexual alacrity of this particular female, I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that my tax dollars will be funding these two heteropaternal superfecundations for long long time.