Thursday, May 28, 2009

Francoeur's future is bleak, if we're lucky.


Rumor out of Atlanta is that local underperforming phenom, Jeff Francour, is being considered in a trade to the Boston Red Sox. Personally, I think this is a bad move unless the Braves are 100% certain they can also trade the worst centerfielder in major league baseball, Jordan Schaefer. The Atlanta Braves have the absolute worst offensive outfield in baseball without question. Also, on a side note, if I have to hear announcers blame Chipper's poor performance on another injured toe again, I'm gonna chew off my achilles. This is not hyperbole, but biting the heads off Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches seems more enticing than being a Braves season ticket holder.

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