I'm still scratching my head with confusion

This has created an amazingly complex conundrum for me because on one hand if you date this girl, you date a cool ass chick that can beat box. On the other hand, you date a girl that can beat box. Not even the Fat Boys nor Justin Timberlake looks cool beat boxing. So when a girl's aspirations are winning the beat box world championships, and she's kinda cute, there's a big problem. This is the kind of girl you meet one night and you think she's good looking, you think she's super cool, and you drunkenly prompt her to beat box in front of strangers on several occassions throughout the night. Later on you make several more poor decisions including the tequila. You end up hooking up, waking up, and realize that you're on the road to becoming the boyfriend of a human beat box...and that just seems weird.